you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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