hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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