I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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