haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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