Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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