just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I forgot how hot balto sounded
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
