Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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