Whod you bang
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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