I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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