well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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