Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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