none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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