I didn't shave. On purpose
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
