How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
where am i from again
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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