I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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