Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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