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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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