After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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