I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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