What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
