So drunk its hurt
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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