"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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