butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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