She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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