you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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