Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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