I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I am available for nakedness
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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