Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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