operation have a gay friend backfired
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
