I showed him my bush... on skype.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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