3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is wine microwaveable?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Randomize