If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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