dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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