What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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