i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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