There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
