Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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