I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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