oh god the rape fog is back!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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