3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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