what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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