remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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