It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
