i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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