you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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