My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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