Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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