when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
