everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Semen is not good for contacts.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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