The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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