I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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