So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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