check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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