Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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