I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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