Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You're like the curious george of whores
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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