If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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