does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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