nut hugger
I wannas sexs uuuuu
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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